[LOGLINE]: A charismatic womanizer named Rich Johnson, who receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously goes missing and takes human form.  Stripped of his manhood and pitted against his alter ego, Rich must find a way to get his penis back while learning how to be a better man in the process.  

[RICH’S PENIS]: 28. “It’s Rich’s Penis, except he’s a person.  Good-looking, in good shape, with a devilish gleam in his eye.”  When Rich wishes that his penis would no longer bother him, he wakes up with a penis and finds that his Penis is now a real person.